Perhaps the Met Office should have a look at their suggested names spreadsheet and replace these with 'Storm Scary B'stard', 'Storm Absolute C**t', 'Storm Die If You Set Foot Outside', 'Storm F*** Me That's Huge' and, once downgraded, 'Storm Prepare to Pick Up Your Outdoor Furniture' and 'Storm...
It also allows the number per year or season to be quantified as they have to meet a criteria and are then named in sequence with names beginning 'A', 'B', 'C' and so on, so if the last one in a given time period is called 'Eric' you know you've had five that met the severity. A nice side effect...