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Oh. I’d assumed there was a stairlift

I’m 51. Maybe I’ll get a transfer one of these days and show you geriatrics how it’s done, while considerably bringing down the average age. Unfortunately I can no longer smuggle in a flask of Sanatogen. Will a bag of coke do instead?

It’s blatantly odd that our kids these days seem by and large to have a lot less freedom to go out and about and we think they’re safe in their rooms. Yet if they’re in they’ll odds on be on social media dissing and bullying each other and watching videos of chavvy wannabe gang bangers. Which in...

We know what you meant but I assume you don’t have kids and hate the noise of them disturbing your salmon and green vegetables with a crisp white

:lolol: I was 13 when I was going in the North Stand with my school mates. I knew there’d be someone who trumped that :thumbsup: