Because no one can understand what the thick f**kwit is on about. There's as much chance of it being about covid routines for goalkeepers on training grounds, or something about Halloween that he accidentally clicked on via youtube when the Frosty Jack's kicked in, as anything else.
It makes...
Might I suggest a toasted cheese sandwich?
Simply close down the laptop, unplug it. plug in your Breville* and follow the instructions.
*other cheese toastie machines may be availble.