It's all a cover. On the way home I lamped somone for wishing me happy new year, then I stuffed a dead dog in to Old Mary's bin. Added to which you were the one who started off complaining about people clubbing till the small hours.
Volks was certainly open till 7am the other Saturday / Sunday. My morning run took me past there at about 6.50 am. Drum n Bass still going full on and geezers with eyes on stalks piling out. One of them wished me a lovely Sunday before heading alarmingly towards the sea.
He actually says "Sleeping after a night game is impossible without a beer, as there’s so much adrenaline. If we’ve lost, I’ll be mulling it over and won’t sleep until 4am."
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/sep/29/peter-crouch-footballer-wife-doesnt-like-the-game
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The OP should read Peter Crouch's excellent book "How to be a Footballer". Not only is it very funny but he also talks about how much adrenaline players still have after a game, even if they've played for only 10 minutes. He reckons it's impossible to sleep properly after an evening game and...