Captain Corelli's Mandolin (rewritten by Not A Hipster)
Greece was a bit shit during the war. Luckily not all the Italians were real fascists. That love stuff's a bit complicated though innit.
Let's get this straight. Buffets do not have a single redeeming feature. Not one. The ingredients are the worst of the worst, ordered in bulk to make the chain a profit whilst being able to keep prices low. Because they are ordered and cooked in such bulk the food is stored anywhere they have...
I was going to suggest taking a sandwich.
Oh, I know it's each to their own but the Marina is one of those places that I just don't get. Probably a five minute drive from beautiful architecture and interesting pubs and someone has seen fit to recreate Crawley, Milton Keynes or Northampton's...