Try turning on Nick Jr in November with two under 7s.
"Can I have a Gooey Louis?" (a game where you pull bogies out of a severed head)
"no"
"Can I have a La La Loopsy / Moxie Girl / Barbie?"
"no (whispered) because they're a load of old shit"
"Can I have that game where you take poos out of...