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  1. Gritt23

    Song titles or lyrics that are palpably untrue.

    "Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put Belloti on the top, put Bill Archer in the middle and we'll burn the f***ing lot." Absolutely NOTHING wrong with that song of course, I just fancied typing it out. Gives me a warm feeling inside.
  2. Gritt23

    Song titles or lyrics that are palpably untrue.

    Last night I fancied a bit of rabbit stew, and in full knowledge of the line from Chas and Dave "You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's" which implied that Sainsbury's is well stocked with such a delicacy, I headed on down to my nearest store. You piggin' liars, they had chicken, pork, fish...
  3. Gritt23

    Song titles or lyrics that are palpably untrue.

    Queen again ... "200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Farenheight, I'm travelling at the speed of light." No you are NOT !!! I'll ignore the temperature, as I'm not 100% what you believe is 200 degrees, but the speed of light bit, I'm just not having that.
  4. Gritt23

    Song titles or lyrics that are palpably untrue.

    I always thought he went on to sing ..... "Be-elzebub, has a devil for a sideboard." but that was just me not listening properly.
  5. Gritt23

    Song titles or lyrics that are palpably untrue.

    I'm a big fan of Prince, but in Purple Rain he sings ... "Dream if you can a courtyard, Oceans of violets in bloom, THE SWEAT OF YOUR BODY COVERS ME ..." :sick: That's horrible, but hang on ..... so you are covered in her sweat are you Prince? Now I know you are a little fella, but even...
  6. Gritt23

    Song titles or lyrics that are palpably untrue.

    "Do they know it's Christmas", marvellous stuff, all done in the name of charity and kind warm feelings, then Bono comes out with, "Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you." Oh yeah, very charitable mate. I'll say that next tiome I see someone collecting money for some disabled...
  7. Gritt23

    Song titles or lyrics that are palpably untrue.

    I think it's called "IRONY". I fail to believe a single fan has ever been serious. Although I do remember hearing an irate Crispies berating fans for this song, so he obviously thought it was serious.
  8. Gritt23

    Song titles or lyrics that are palpably untrue.

    I used to absolutely scream at the radio to that "Save the best 'til last" song. At least i think that's what it was called, I was always to busy shouting at it, because it's just WRONG. "Sometimes the snow comes down in June, sometimes the SUN GOES ROUND THE MOON" NO it :censored: doesn't...
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