How do I explain Eastbourne? Eastbourne is lovely. I live here. Fantastic situation, close to Brighton, which I love, cheaper, wonderful seafront and downs, what's not to like? One of the lowest crime rates for a large town in England and certainly quieter than the 6 or so places I lived in...
You sir, are a @ss of the highest order. East Sussex is where Kipling chose to reside and is also where Brighton and Hove is. So there! You west Sussex lot are practically from Portsmouth.