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Emboldened by the somewhat unexpected positive responses to my efforts on this thread (my g/f hates my jokes), I'll have another go: Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. A backward poet writes inverse. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If some other posters had asked, I'd have responded "whoosh". Since it's you, I'll simply respond :thumbsup:

And one for NSC's grammar pedants: Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings behind the bar and he says "Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs".

What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?