A long haired Brad Pitt as Darren Freeman. We can embellish the first goal of the millennium moment.
Super Rod...one of the Wyans brothers perhaps, or maybe Idris if we can get him to lose the weight and muscle mass.
A theatrical production telling the story of the former Standstead and Brighton legend, from £1k and a bag of kit to the affair with posh spice and the final seasons transitioning to right-back.
Surprised they got Hugh Jackman though.
Who do you think would be a better actor to play Gary Hart?