"summers here and the time is right for dancing in the street"
screamed Jagger and Bowie in their cover version in 1985.
No, just cos Summer was here that is no reason at all for dancing in the street. No self respecting person would dance in the street except for the following circumstance...
Silence is Golden
Total Crap, if it was we would all be rich.
But then again we wouldn't as gold would therefore be almost worthless.
Maybe though, the Sound of Silence is tttthhhhuumppcccrraaasssshhh is it falls off a tall building if it is infact gold
She's Venus in blue jeans
Mona Lisa with a ponytail
She's walkin' talkin' work of art
She's the girl who stole my heart
Where do you start with this one. Well Jimmy Clanton, when you sang this song in 1962 did you do ANY research.
1. Venus is a planet how can that possibly where blue jeans...
I want to hold your hand screamed the Beatles.
Now if I called them bi-sexual for wanting to hold my hand they would have me in court, but its their lies that started it
Fly me to the moon
Let me sing among those stars
Let me see what spring is like
On jupiter and mars
Frankie, Frankie, Frankie - You couldn't fly to the moon in 1964 you twat.
You dont' have to go to Jupiter and Mars to find out that Spring is bloody freezing. Just think how far they are from...
"You packed your bags as I recall
And you walked slowly down the hall
You said you had to get away to ease your mind
And all you needed was just a little of time"
Well Nathan Jones really told Bananarama a total lie, he was leaving you to play for Brighton you silly cows.
"Nathan Jones...
The Walker Brothers got it wrong when they warned that "The Sun ain't gonna shine anymore"
Maybe they were looking through the same telescope as Lee Marvin and thought his wandrin' star was in fact a meteor on collision course with the earth which when it hit would create a dust cloud big...
Lee Marvin claimed (get that deep voice going)
"I was born under a wandrin' star"
Well he doesn't know much about space then does he. Stars do not wander they move in the night sky due to the earths rotation. He may possibly be confused with a comet which may appear to "wander" across the...
The Waterboys claimed
"You saw the Whole of the Moon"
which is obviously impossible as you cannot see the whole of the moon at any one moment
Great song though