I'm a bit of a 'Slacker Green':
1. Hate flying: don't fly
2. Hate driving: don't drive
3. Can't be arsed to mow the lawn: encourages wild flowers
4. Squeamish: been a veggie since about 14
5. Like the taste of oatmik: buy oatmilk
6. Tight: so don't buy much; and send missus to the...
Any lifestyle changes planned?
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/aug/08/how-climates-impact-on-land-threatens-civilisation-and-how-to-fix-it