Like all interviews these days i was given an English test as was asked to give a sentence with the word fascinate in.
I told him, I got this donkey jacket and think its great, its got nine buttons but can only fasten eight !
Took my young boy swimming at the weekend and let his to his own devices whilst i did a few lengths and having finished the lifeguard asked me if this lad he was pointing to was mine, proudly saying yes he told me he had seen him pissing in the pool ! come on i said every young lad has had a...