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They told me that limericks were fun So I sat down to try to write one But they really are not Just a load of old grot Now I wish I had never begun (to read this entire thread again!)

There was a young lady from Ryde Who ate a green apple and died The apple fermented Inside the lamented Made cider inside 'er inside. ..............and having established that the old ones are the best, I'll retire gracefully!

A gay man who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian back to his room They argued all night Over who had the right To do what, with what, to whom.

There was a young man from Japan Whose limericks never would scan When asked if they rhymed He replied, "Every time" But I always seem to have to try and squeeze as many words into the last line that I can.