What you appear to be forgetting - and the author of the article in the OP clearly hasn't got a clue about, having done only the laziest research - is that our recent 'dip' was expected due to the nature of the fixtures, and has very accurately mirrored the predictions in the staying up tracker...
So why not pose the questions in a less pejorative and more reasonable way?
O I think we're going down
O I think we'll stay up
O I don't know
..... and I might have voted. But 'Yes, yes we are' or 'No of course we're not' - no, I can't say I fit into either of those - or 'fence'.