Why the flying f**k can't we start like this away from home? Why go out looking to keep the score down to 1-0, and only get cracking when that plan has failed?
Getting slated on BBC Radio 5 commentary - the team and the choice of green kit. Why on earth didn't we wear the stripes, they ask - no clash.
Then some plank phoned in and said that 1 in 12 males are colour blind and can't tell red and white from blue and white! I call that as total bollox...