Not exactly your normal BOGOF offer then - it was buy one, and I'll give one to a homeless guy (or gal) you've probably never heard of. Depending on the profit margins on one pie, that might mean only a slight loss to the Botham business - or even a break even point if there is a 50% profit on...
Looking forward to the interview with the Master of the Belvoir Hunt when they start charitably handing out foxburgers to all the poor people in Leicestershire.......
I think your first journalism lecturer would have made a bit of a plank of himself if he had said that! The story is not 'Man eats pheasant', is it? It's 'Man gives away pheasant, plucked, cooked and in a pie, to homeless people." You didn't share your first journalism lecturer with a certain...
Sounds like a bloody stupid question.
"For every pie sold I will donate one pie to the homeless."
"So does that depend on any pies being sold?"
....derrr,,,,,