Perhaps they could just run it for you and El P by coming round to your houses and presenting it in person, leaving the airwaves clear for something - anything! - less turgid, pretentious and totally naff!
Kermode and Mayo's Film Re3vue - Radio 5, all the way through Friday afternoon for what seems like hours and hours, and worse sill, repeated on Sundays (two occasions during the week when I'm most likely to be driving up or down the M5 - and then I have to put up with this...