Two massive stretches of the truth? B0110cks! Your second point has merit - perhaps not a failure but not a rip roaring success either, but as for Burnley not being a bigger club than B'muff, wow! What planet are you on? A team that has spent 53 years in the top flight is not a bigger club than...
Surely most are joke names rather than interesting ones. What a dire list! OK, Big Sam may have had to go, but it's a bad day for the England football team.