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That's right, no oil, no fish, no EU for what it's worth, no demand for their pagan goods, basically the jockies are fecked. They can always rely on exports of Buckie, but hey, they'd dehydrate within a week, and heck, it's imported from the West Country anyway. Alex Salmon, you are an idi*t...

Their exports of haggis, whiskey and wool might not sustain a nation. Haggis is overrated mincemeat, wool is wool, and whiskey makes me gag, besides which we will keep the oil and gas reserves because they were ours in the first place.

Relishing it like a pig in a swill. The real pleasure comes when they get their independence and we can get a good laugh every other day at their downfall. The 6 O'Clock news will replace the Fast Show as the comedy event of the week.