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What do u call a Reindeer with no eyes, no legs and no penis? Still no feckin idea .....

How do his glasses stay on then?

'Can I book an appointment to have 25% of this design permanently inked onto my body?' 'Quarter tattoo?' 'Half past one would be better.' :dunce: I've been fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes. An Aussie mate showed me his novelty Rolf Harris wig. I asked...