(Not that we will actually have a chance of signing him but...) this guy is NOT a silky ponce - he's a big strong, fast, beast of a striker, that has scored 32 in 44 for Real B (in the second tier) and 4 in his first 4 Real 1st team games.
This is not the thread you are looking for. Please take your negative anti-flair vibes elsewhere.
Anyway, back to business - will he have 'Mariano' or 'Mejia' on his Albion shirt?
I'm thinking of going for the full 'Mariano Diaz Mejia' on my own replica.
Mariano's hat-trick was for the first team, not the B side, albeit a load of youngsters played, as it was a Copa del Rey game against a div 3 team. Real won 13-2 on aggregate.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38161983