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"we brought some eggs and then we went into nimbys village, and fed the ducks" I've just thought, did you feed the eggs to the ducks? Were they cannibalistic ducks, or just paedophilic ducks?

Bounced just for you doug. Bugger, didn't work. Oh well.

What she said (apart from the bloke thing)

The actual park or the school? Additional : he probably went on a trip to the park with his mum

There was a youngster called Ape Who thought it a wonderful jape If he clogged up this site With a load of old shite Until he was tied up with tape. Shit ending I know.

Yes Kev, you've said that before. Now please SHUT THE FCUK UP I was quite willing to let you carry on with your totally mundane story, but it has got beyond a joke now. No-one gives a damn about your infatuation with your mother and where you take her on dates. Anybody got a shotgun? It's...

The sooner it goes down the pages, the better. It must have been during the school holidays if he went on a Monday. Monday? Mundane more like.