I don't WANT to SPILL the surprise but I'm DRAGGING up as DIVINE and to start with I'm getting CHARLIE to SING along with KID Creole and his PINEAPPLES song 'HARRY I'm NOT your DADDY'
I was in my MATES Trevor's WHITE van earlier on the way to WINDSOR as we have a BOOKING to a do a WEDDING reception disco at the CASTLE there, presumably a PUB tomorrow? Anyway we took a SHORT cut through RUISLIP to miss the M4 traffic and as we were stopped at the lights some WEIRDO started...