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It's a big relegation scrap! And Everton are top o' league for scoring from set pieces. Crystal Palace are bottom.

Date for the diary: Everton v Crystal Palace Feb 19th 6.30pm.

Those stats! How can they all be that bad? Even by the law of averages, you would think that one of them would be vaguely OK, but they're all absolutely shit.

Have you got any more of those Dazzer? That was absolutely f***ing tremendous :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

I thought Enzo was going to hug the referee at the end.

Nah, I blame Astrid.

At half time I saw Petr Cech criticising Petrovic's positioning for the Palace goal. What's happened to Sanchez? Is he injured or just out of favour? Edit: injured - in partial team training for reconditioning phase.

Gusto looks a good player. Hughes looks like he is out of his depth.

Chelsea have had 79% possession, 1 shot, no shots on target. That's insane.

Chelsea are knocking it about nicely at the back, but on the odd occasion the ball does make it into the final third, there's no invention or incision. Is that Roy's tactics, or is it the ghost of Potter?

Petr Cech going for a 1-3 Chelsea win.

It's not going to be at all easy to get this adopted into the laws of the game. I think the best chance would be for the winning club to forfeit points after a totting up of things like, number of caravans dumped within a certain distance from the ground, the number of 'ultras' dressed in...

Ideally I would like them both to lose tonight, but I don't think the laws of the game permit that. Failing that, all possible results tonight are a win-win for us. A Palace relegation fight would be great, but then, a decent Astrid meltdown is good, solid entertainment.

I can only just about count them on one hand.

So will Spurs fans. They're going to be gutted.

3-0. Spurs won't be happy.