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Waiter/waitress service creep. I don't like it. It's nefarious. Underhand. Forren. Cafe culture of the devil. What's the matter with going up to the bar and ordering your drinks like generations before us?

And you save on all those vitamins and minerals the food has lost by being chopped up for days.

A lot of customer research is already automatically enabled, without relying on the customer agreeing to it ! Have you ever noticed that when you've googled anything, and then if you have ads enabled, the ads are mysteriously tailored to you, and even include the things you've recently googled...

'How were we today? We would love your feedback' So you want me to spend my time helping you do your customer research, something that you should be spending your own time on then?

Sat navs. What's wrong with a good old fashioned paper map? My wife took an OS map of Brighton into her cub scout group and asked if any of them knew what it was. One lad piped up with 'I know what it is Miss; it's a paper sat-nav'.

Ready meals. Go to any supermarket, and you will find aisles and aisles of ready meals, from lasagne to fried chicken, from paella to curry, from pizza to burgers.

Parking. Instead of putting some coins into a machine and getting a ticket, you now have to download an app, enter all kinds of personal details, identify your car and choose how much they are going to steal off you, which takes much longer. The parking operator then has the effontery to...