To the tune of 'My old man's a dustman
"I liked Michael Crawford
In Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
But when I'm watching football
I just watch Lewis Grabban"
OR (Tune of sugar, sugar http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/nowandthen/sugarsugar.htm)
Lewis do do do do do doooo
Ahhhhh Lewis Grabban do do do do do doooo
You're an upgrade on Ash-leyyyy
Will you score some goals for me