I'm not so sure about Garcia. His full report was critical of the lack of governance of FIFA, under the leadership of Blatter, who came in for no such criticism in the abridged version.
All the bidding countries with the exception of Belgium behaved unethically. Garcia had no mandate to inspect...
FIFA have just released the full report, which they claim they were always about to do, and it is a coincidence that Bild have about to publish a leaked version.
In other news, I've just had a threesome with Rachel Riley and Inigo Calderon...