To the same tune as the Stevie Sidwell song
An-tho-ny Knockaert, I think that you are ace
An-tho-ny Knockaert, I'd let you come on my face
An-tho-ny Knockaert, can I be short and French too?
An-tho-ny Knockaert, what with your Gallic flair
An-tho-ny Knockaert, I'd plait your pubic hair...