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Escorted out of Vicarage Road by the OB in 1984 prior to the FA Cup match for singing "Elton John is a homosexual" the week after he married that German bint. The policeman said he couldn't be gay because he'd just tied the knot and didn't want such songs spoiling Elton's honeymoon. Had to pay...

I thought he paid using Thai currency?

I was merely trying before I did some buying.

I once put an advert into a transvestite escort magazine in the North West, advertising the services of 'Billy', a former chairman of the club, and giving his home phone number and village near Blackburn in the ad. That cost me £7.50 to be a BOUNDER.