I disagree THPP, frankly I'm fed up of the EU dictating to me how I should wipe my bottom, and the people need to stand up (or sit down) and be counted.
I was staying away from home a few days ago, popped in to drop the kids off at the pool, stood up to remove some winnits, arsespiders and general detritus, and the khazi automatically FLUSHED before I'd lobbed the Andrex into the chod bin.
This was apparently due to a sensor being attached to...