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You could spend the hours not getting a nosh from Mrs Danny-Boy, as after all, mouths weren't intended for that type of thing.

I'm still awaiting Danny-Boy to reply and give us his views on oral sex, following his comments on council related rumpo

Speak for yourself, I'm straight and white but have a bogey up my nose that refuses to be dislodged. #FirstWorldProblems

I don't expect anything from God, partially because you have to roll with the punches in life, but mainly because he doesn't exist.

Are you going as the construction worker again this year? I'll be the motorcycle cop x

That's the best compliment I've ever had on NSC :thumbsup: It has it's uses when the tomato boat has docked................apparently.

Armpits! The lifting and returning of the armpit up and down during this particular part of sexual congress resembles the activity of the skirt wearing Irn Bru drinking short people north of the border. Am I the only person familiar with the term?

You were punching way above your weight though TBH

Can we therefore conclude that you've never had a blowjob, soapy titwank, bagpipes or a hand shandy then Danny-Boy ?

On NSC it's known as London Irish...

Really? Do you honestly think that you or I would wake up one morning and think "What should I choose today for breakfast, porridge, Weetabix or COCK?"

A little bang