Agree 100%
Although people can't lick their own arses, I'm aware that former GB gymnast Suzanne Dando did have a party trick that was almost as good. When being taken from behind, she could lean forward put her head between her legs and lick one's nads.
1: Meetings are held at a secret location once a year. The blood of a virgin (bloody hard to find these days TBH) is smeared over a Ouija board and the name of an NSC'er is then decided by the spirits who spell it out.
2: No, but there are mod erections, due to the special porn area of NSC to...