Paedophility Challenge
Quiz show fronted by Jeremy Paxman. Four nonces from a prisons are given general knowledge questions and are awarded points for correct answers.
Unfortunately the show failed to catch on after an outbreak of mass ************ by the assorted fiddlers in the pilot episode...
Poyetry Celebrity Motions
Gus Poyet presents a show from the Amex away dressing room. A celebrity has shat in a bucket, and a panel of Carol Voorderman, David Mitchell and David Walliams have to guess who did the dump. If they get the answer wrong, they go in the gunk tank.