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They always were going home for tea in the afternoon. That's why the press headlines here were so comical. Still, caters for their audience I guess.

:bowdown: Meanwhile, The Daily Mail compares it to the Cod Wars with Iceland. In which the UK was humiliated on each occasion...

:lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol: I wonder where PPF is today ? Probably buying more Kleenex.

My ship is bigger than yours :flounce: They should put this on the comedy channel. Made even funnier as some Jersey folk seem to support the French :lolol: 'Meanwhile there were some Jersey boats in support of the French, flying both French and Jersey flags, and also a couple that were there...

Parachute regiment arriving with our glorious leader fronting the charge...

None. It was an exasperated dig at the right wing press stirring things up. 'Boris sends gunboats to defend Jersey' says it all. BBC 'The fishing boats are at the entrance to the island's main port of St Helier, but they pulled away earlier to allow a freight vessel to leave' They made it...

Boris Johnson assured the people of Hartlepool that on this fine election day there was no threat of a French invasion now as he had dealt swift action. The locals assured him that the last Frenchman who tried it on was hung as a spy on the nearby beach. Err, yeah, about that....

Bout time we had a jolly old bundle with the French, it's been two hundred years. Their plaice or ours ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

The Daily Express headline that reads like an Enid Blyton novel. Apparently our wealthy outpost needs protecting against the massed ranks of a few fishermen and their shaking fists. 100 French vessels will be sailing to Jersey this morning, farting in our general direction, and returning in...