Ah, but my comment was the first one in present tense. So that means I can open up a Twitter page and get thousands of desperate followers. I could be the new 'Soccer Sauce'. All you need is a keyboard and 'Google Translate'.
Latest News: Bobby Zamora in tomorrow's squad, or was it on the coach...
'The long-awaited departure from Elvis Manu now hangs actually in the air. The attacker is approaching an agreement with interested members of the Brighton & Hove Albion.
That news was confirmed by head coach Giovanni van Bronckhorst, during the press conference ahead of PSV - Feyenoord...