I've always had a great reserve in asking the Lord for such favours, as football should be a game decided by the endeavours on the pitch. So I have never made such prayer and petition for a game against any opposition.
Well, Crystal Palace maybe.....
A series of threads perhaps, dependant on the mood dispositions of those who wish to view.
A 'who cares it's just a game thread' through to one that contains a sticky with the Samaritans number on every post.