I think we need a series of countdown (and count-up) clocks, just to pass the time until we're allowed unbridled speculation once again, and the clumsy mess has been solved.
A bit like banks have the time in New York, Tokyo and London, I'd like to see:
1. A clock which counts up from the...
Come off it - it's only been three weeks - during which time the entire populace of Greater Sussex-by-the-Sea has been banned from writing anything about what might or might not be going on. Check back in a couple of months and see if the esteemed CEO has sent out a few more holding notes - due...