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"Let em' say we're crazy, what do they know ? Put your arms around me baby don't ever let go" ...warbled the one-hit-wonder frizzy freakshow Starship. I'd say you'd have to be more than "crazy" to want some mullet-chopped cockjuggler draping himself all over you and never letting go. Completely...

Perhaps she set her standards too high. Lets face it, after Simon Cowell everyones going to be a disappointment.

And even then....whats it gonna do ?

Its spooky isn't it...

"And we can do this thing together, standing strong forever, nothings gonna stop us now" warbled the mullet-cropped 80's duet monstrosity that went by the name of Starship. It would appear that the lack of a new record deal soon put paid to THAT little theory.

I always thought it was: "My heart is full of love and desire for you" But I may be wrong. It has been known on occasion.

"All that she wants is another baby, she's gone tomorrow boy" insisted Ace of Base in the 90's. Yeah, right. Shag some munter, get her up the duff (cos thats all that she wants), and then watch her hunt you down like a DOG with the authorities and bleed you dry for the next 18 years. Gone...

I admit I was spelling it phonetically D T - I was just too annoyed to go to the trouble of a Google search to confirm the correct spelling. The way I see it, that mincing buck-toothed bender and his obscure meaningless lyrics is definately fair game on here. And congrats on kicking off one of...

I see a little silhouette-o of a man Scalamoosh Scalamoosh will you do the fandango Now come on Queen, this is just f***ing gibberish.

"When I'm feeling weak, and my pain walks down a one way street" croons the tubby, tattoo'd, drugged-up fucktard Robbie Williams. Pain is a sensation triggered by a series of signals transmitted to the cortex and interpretted by the brain via the body's central nervous system in response to the...

:lolol: Marvellous. I think this thread has "GOLD" written all over it. I've been pissing meself at some of these.

In Rebel Yell, Billy Idol claims that "last night a little angel came pumping on my floor". This requires us to make a leap of faith in accepting that a holy messenger from God visited the leather-clad hobbling bi-sexual rocker one night and, without further prompting, performed some kind of...

Bananarama once collectively claimed that they "stand accused of love in the first degree". I studied law for six years at Harvard, and I can assure you that there is no such crime as 'love in the first degree'. Further to this, they go on to claim that "the judge and the jury, they all put the...