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Lighten up champ. Nobody's being serious x

Indeed, fair point. Seeing a footballer without a tattoo is like seeing Priti Patel without a smirk. Almost makes you do a double-take. I blame Beckham. I don't know whether to just look at him or read him these days. He reminds me of when I was a kid into Silly Putty - you could roll the...

Tattoos are for sailors and people who work at fairgrounds (generally standing around on the back of a dodgem). Hope this helps.