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Lineker was in his "irritating dick mode" from 11.45 on MOTD today as they "struggled" to make a case for this game being half decent. Then came the feigned "well well well" stuff at half time when the game had actually been pretty good. If you're not interested, Gary, then why not just f*ck...

Naturally. We never get anything at Goodison, except a pasting. Same with Chelsea.

Everton have been humped at home by Newcastle and Fulham, and have opened their legs high and wide for Burnley as well this evening. Not done us many favours have they.

First team to lose a game after the final whistle had been blown ? First team to slap the woodwork with 2 pens in the same game ? Most efforts on goal and end up losing ? We're consummate trailblazers.

Never have. Never will.