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Indeed it is. I'm not sure how my puckered brown balloon knot would react to water as an actual cleanser - doesn't that just smear the claggage ? I prefer to go in DRY.

If I need to break the back of my fudge dragon to send it back to Westeros, then usually I'll just beat it with a pikestaff I have propped in the corner for such occasions.

Just after I've throttled a black man I'lI stand up, turn around and put one leg proudly on the toilet bowl (adopting a pose rather like the Captain Morgan character, with his foot on a barrel of rum, but minus the cutlass). I then fold 4 pieces of paper for the initial wipe (front to back...