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I reckon they were all playing HOCKEY

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RAT-INFESTED shed as well. Zero hygiene rating.

As likely explanation as any. And further proof that these days, were it needed, that football has completely and utterly disappeared up its own arse.

GP at Fridays press conference: Hack: "So Graham, what was the score against Pompey the other night ?" GP: "I'm afraid thats classified. Next question"

If they are trialists then we already know they are not Brighton players yet. Frankly I struggle to believe that we are harbouring such secret superstars-in-waiting who will destroy this hapless lower-league fodder in such a way as to blow our cover and bring Liverpool and Arsenal scurrying...

Ridiculous levels of cloak-and-dagger. Whats the issue ? Other than the professional online bedwetters and pearl-clutchers, who really gives a shit about the result of a pre-season training-ground trot-around against a bunch of irrelevant noddy 3rd division scufflers ? Embarrassing all round.