I think you take this place a little too seriously fella. Take a step back. Really, nothing on here matters. I sometimes tend to be flippant and sarcastic. If I genuinely annoyed or upset you then I apologise, but I take absolutely nothing on here to heart and I assume, perhaps wrongly, that...
I wouldn't worry too much about it. I don't know you. You don't know me. Yes, you could be the undiscovered Franz Beckenbaur for all I know. If you are, I'm sorry I haven't fully appreciated your craft, but on these hallowed pages, there's not a lot to go on. I get emails from nigerians telling...
You've already enhanced this thread immensely chap. Bry Nylon very regularly gives me a proper snigger on here, and the fact its so royally crawled up your arse is very chucklesome.
The OP has hit upon one of my little bugbears, Yes, professional footballers SHOULD be adept at using both feet - what the fook else have they got to do all day ? OK one foot is always naturally going to be stronger than the other, but bloody hell, there's nowt wrong with bringing the OTHER one...