Actually, those cheese and marmite straws were a creation of my own fair hand. Blue cheese straws with a marmite drizzle topped with a sprinkling of sesame seeds, if we're going to be specific.
Crumbling crackers are not an issue, if you place them on a completely flat surface when applying your spread of choice.
Doing it on a plate is wildly reckless. Asking for trouble.
A Jacobs cream cracker, BUTTERED, with Marmite spread on top is as an absolute delight.
Eric Youngs Contact Lense 's assertion that Marmite is exclusively for toast and/or crackers is utter bobbins. Today Matthew, I have Dairylea cheese spread on wholemeal, with mature sliced cheddar, and...