Sadly its not one person. Its an entire delusional GROUP of them.
My favourite is that "it has to be dangerous play" in order to be a red card when someone is through 1 on 1. Bloody hell.
A selection of Palace takes on the 1-on-1 red card:
"I'm leaving it there as we're going to have to agree to disagree on this. Forget for one minute it was a foul, it was. For it to be red it has to be deliberate and a geniune goal scoring opportunity. I will stand by that I thought he made a...