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Do you actually consider poker to be a sport ? For another thread perhaps.

Most of it goes all over the floor when he gets in.

Is being lovely a talent then ? Don't get me wrong, I'd happily drink her bath water. But other than the boat and the jubblies, I'm not sure she's totally overloaded on the gifted front.

Phillip bloody Schofield and his stupid nans hair. He's built an entire career on being utterly BLAND beyond belief. If he was a colour, it would be beige. If he was a car, he'd be a Morris Marina. If he was a weather, he'd be light drizzle. If he was a town, he'd be Reading. I simply cannot...