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pXv44YL_Gio In effect yes. Yes, I am.

And therein lies its insidious EVIL. Despite not tasting of anything, it still irretrievably contaminates EVERYTHING it comes into contact with, with its 'almost-got-a-flavour-but-not-quite' schtick. Its the toxic ricin of the veg counter, and it needs stopping. Now.

Correct Marshy. I couldn't care less whether cucumber is a fruit, a veg, a Tesco ready-meal or a budget organic dildo. Just keep them the frick away from me.

A stomach-churning, vague watery odour like something has gone off. Its almost like the rancid thing is TRYING to have a flavour, but not quite managing it. See also water melon.

Oh god, THIS. I can't even be in the same room as a cucumber. Its the most disgusting veg on the planet, just the smell of it makes me gag. And people put it in their drinks. IN THEIR DRINKS

Gus.