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I'm not being blasé, but Portsmouth were owned by a french-israeli businessman who rocked up in the Solent out of nowhere one day in a canoe, with a rucksack full of cash from his dad. He could've minced into Gunwharf Keys and bought, I dunno, Matalan. Instead he saw some decrepit old...

Similar to a couple of seasons ago at QPR, when Charlie Austin climbed off his sickbed for his customary 1 game a season, scored twice to bring them back from 0-2 to 2-2, and then promptly retired back to the treatment room for the rest of the year. We're CURSED

Except when he came off the bench and completely turned the bloody game against us :facepalm: The only time I've EVER since him do anything even remotely half decent. Unbelievable.