I have no real opinion on Alan Brazil. Except for the fact that I would love to beat the fat, purple-headed, bloated, drunken, ignorant freeloading scotch gimp into a coma with a garden rake.
Brazil is a freeloading, drink-driving, perm-drunk cod-eyed purple-headed BUFFOON who should have been put out to graze years ago. Thick as shit and with half the charm, completely clueless and disinterested about ANYTHING outside of the Premier League. He is the living embodiment of that Austin...